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⚠ HAZARD LEVEL: EXTREME

DANGEROUSLY GOOD

Dead Gringo Salsa is not responsible for cardiac events, addiction, or the uncontrollable urge to put it on everything, including your girlfriend(s) . Applies to men and women.

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CHOOSE YOUR THREAT LEVEL

We love gringos! Some of our best friends are gringos. We don't want to lose another one.

⚠ CAUTIONCLASS II HAZARD
Mild Threat

Mild Threat

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This salsa will wake you up. It won't kill you. We needed at least one salsa that doesn't make you question your life choices.

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⚠ WARNINGCLASS IV
Serious Hazard

Serious Hazard

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Some mouths are built for adventure. Recommended for experienced tongues.

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⚠ DANGERCLASS V
Under Subpoena

Under Subpoena

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INCIDENT REPORT #001

THE ORIGIN STORY

A Mexican, a Nederlander, an Israeli and an American walk into a bar in Sarajevo...

It started with a dare. A meeting of nomads in the mountains of Bosnia. (Seriously)

Dead Gringo Salsa was born from a stupid conversation about a lame hot sauce on our table. We thought, "We could do better."

SURVIVOR TESTIMONIALS

FIELD REPORTS

FIELD REPORTIncident #4471

"I've been putting Serious Hazard on my eggs. It clears my sinuses. This stuff is so good! Thanks guys!"

SURVIVOR:Pat B. Austin, Texas
FIELD REPORTIncident #2209

"Under Subpoena is my favorite. I don't know what they put in that stuff, but they're not kidding."

SURVIVOR:Naila I. Austin, Texas
FIELD REPORTIncident #8834

"Brought Mild Threat to my own birthday party. Everyone loved it."

SURVIVOR:Alexia Thailand
⚠ ⚠ Don't Even

You Can't HANDLE It.

Order now. Survivors get 10% off their next order.

Dead Gringo Salsa

Crafted for those who have led a good life.

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